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5 CENT PICKLE SAYINGS ON BEHALF OF PICKLE ME GRANDMOTHER


pickle me grandmother vol 1 cover

 

 

 This book is filled with Grandmother’s sayings that have been passed down from generation to generation – their value 5 cents, their inspiration priceless. The sayings have been pickled and preserved with some new sayings sure to become favourites. 

The reader will also enjoy page after page of sentiments ‘on behalf’ of Grandmother as she has earned them. 

Grandmother’s quaint and wonderful sayings and ways are never to be forgotten nor Grandmother herself –

PICKLE me GRANDMOTHER!

 

In Store Price: $19.95 
Online Price:   $18.95

 

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Ebook version - $AUD9.00 upload.

ISBN: 978-1-922229-91-5  Format: Paperback
Number of pages: 128
Genre: Non Fiction

Cover: Clive Dalkins

The book contains illustrations.

 

 

Author - Jenny Gail                   
Illustrations by Geraldine Hermann
Publisher: Zeus Publications
Date Published:  2015
Language: English


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 READ A SAMPLE:

 

What GRANDMOTHER says about Teeth:  

Teeth are trouble when they are coming – trouble when they are going – and trouble in-between. 

Something to get

your teeth into.

 

A GRANDMOTHER can take the place of others,

but no one can take GRANDMOTHER’S place. 

If you truly love your GRANDMOTHER

treasure her with care,

and tell her that you love her

as no one else can fill her chair.

What GRANDMOTHER says about Doctors: 

An apple a day

keeps the doctor away. 

 

Too many apples a day

will bring

the doctor to stay. 

 

GRANDMOTHER holds her grandchildren’s hands and hearts forever. 

GRANDMOTHER loves giving advice to help her grandchildren whenever they need it.

What GRANDMOTHER says about Religion: 

God works in mysterious ways.

 

Commitment is faith.

Effort is prayer.

Loving everything is Christian.

When you cry, GRANDMOTHER will cry with you.

GRANDMOTHERS talk

and talk and talk;

when all is quiet the world’s ears

will first hear

GRANDMOTHERS talking.

What GRANDMOTHER says about Worms:

 

Ooey gooey was a worm

A mighty worm was he

He sat upon the railroad track

The train he did not see.

Ooo000ey Gooo000ey!

 

Nobody loves me

Everybody hates me

Think I’ll eat some worms.

Long ones, short ones

Skinny ones, fat ones

Worms, worms, worms,

worms worms.

 

Becoming a GRANDMOTHER is a wonderful milestone.

 

The recipe for kindness

GRANDMOTHER has well pickled and preserved.

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